It's Been Too Long

I have a lot of favorite foods.  Among them: raspberries, peaches, Ben and Jerry's NY Super Fudge Chunk ice cream, almost any cheese, and sweet potatoes.  I adore sweet potatoes, and will happily roast and consume them just about any time.  Which is why I was shocked yesterday when I opened our potato drawer to find this.

This is irrefutable evidence that it has been too long since I've cooked anything.  This poor sweet potato is clearly crying out for help, and its pleas have fallen on deaf ears.  My heart goes out to you, potato.

It was clear at this point that only one good and true option remained.  This sweet potato was obviously destined for great things, and who am I to stand in its way?